micthemicrophone:

slythercunt:

ladyofshalott-:

supdanichu:

-takeapartyourhead:

Must be nighttime.

Lizard.

Lizard.

Lizard.

Jackle.

I love this thing

catquueen5:

lilacwalker:

london-umbrage-is-falling-down:

narcissism-and-marshmallows:

athneedadaykeepstheloraxaway:

blue-echo:

janelvalle:

chromiumbar:

littlepuddle:

semii-colon:

outerspacecake:

turianbutts:

editoress:

kar-alorade:

mamieshepard:

dr-solus:

“Peeta’s a baker’s son.” ((…That’s great. Thanks, really.))

“Since there’s no help, come let us kiss and part;” 

Oh… 

“With Adah, Laban buried his youth, his  strength, and perhaps some forgotten better self.”

Okay…

“Who shall conceive the horrors of my secret toil as I dabbled among the unhallowed damps of the grave or tortured the living animal to animate the lifeless clay?”

… Dagnabbit, Frankenstein.

“In 1989, however, the noted southern theologian Hanson Edwin Rose dramatically revised this reading.”

well, thanks House of Leaves. that was largely unexciting.

“‘Last, but the most important, rule for you to remember at all times is number seventeen,’ adds Guard Arnett in an ominous warning”“

UH EXCUSE ME

Rule 17 is ‘failure to obey any of the above rules may result in punishment,’ nOO I DON’T NEED RULES AND PUNISHMENT, THAT DOESN’T SOUND HEALTHY

” There. Can you… Still move it? ”

i.. am
not sure how to take this
l0l 

“Pausing only to employ a few of Uncle Vernon’s choicest swear words, he staggered back into the kitchen, clutching his head and staring out the window into the back garden.”

wow rude

“Illustration by Ryunosuke Kuroichi”

…. its a copic illustration book thingy… and im just laughing here right now

“Well Percy, How did you sleep?”

okay. :))

“I instruct myself, give her a little taste of what she wants to hear.”

da fuq?

“He’d been meaning to do it anyway, he said, and he couldn’t think of any other girl who would appreciate it.” Bluebeard’s Egg - Margaret Atwood

I’m not really sure how to take that xD

“She’s a complete bugger to work with, though, and extremely hard to ride.”

Uhhhh….HOLY SHIT.

THE WELL DRESSED RECEPTIONIST TOOK ME INTO THE BACK ROOM…

I AM ODDLY OKAY WITH THIS. 

She closes the door, rubbing her gloved hands together for warmth.

…what hte fuck does that mean for me? 

“Not every sim needs to go out and get a full time job 0.o

Junior High students, teachers, and parents clap, cheer, and shout as the game moves along.

(Source: your-savior-amon)

lilacwalker:

…Aradia is trying to kill me… and gamzee is protecting me… …oh lord i’m scared XD

I have one thing to say TWO VRISKAS

although I guess one could be Mindfang

or Aranea 

lilacwalker:

hee hee XD

woo I have Karkat’s blood color use a microphone stand as a weapon and my cat is my Lusus

datcatwhatcameback:

raikissu:

micthemicrophone:

marvelousqueenpotato:

They will fuck Bowser’s shit up.

Lavos from Chrono Trigger…..

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT.

Malus from SotC.

hmm. 

Dadaluma from Zozo? They are fine.

Unless we are talking final bosses only. Then they are fucked. Ex-Death.

Leon from Resident Evil I think the ponies will be fine

(Source: epicbroniestime)

micthemicrophone:

epicplatypus:

deadtreexredbird:

zombiegagaloo:

hanatheweird:

robbyiii:

snerpahsnerr:

castabout:

sunshien:

littleminthumbug:

come-angels-of-unknown:

call-me-dean:

queen-of-bakerstreet:

wellthatsood:

comebaaack:

the-ritt-pomney:

climbinyourseahorse:

ringo—starr:

Pirate Radio!! Awww yeeaah

hunger games.. oh well

W……… well then, this mean’s I’ll be president WOOOOOOOOOO xD

THE LORAX

XDDDDDD

V for Vendetta.

Poop. 

Doctor Dolittle?

SUCCESS.

titanic

…

oh.

the hunger games..

..

…

brilliant. 

Juno.

Well, at least I get to sleep with Michael Cera…

The Borrowers

I am a teeny tiny person who lives under people’s floorboards and Tom Felton is my little brother

I can live with this

Soul Surfer

but i live in maine

there are no sharks here

nobody surfs here

waht

Fellowship of the Ring.

I have been called a hobbit before.

Sword of the Stranger…. I lack samurai skills… Fml.

summer wars

…YEEEEEEEEEEEAH

Independence day..

o ok

The Lorax.

Whelp.

I saw the entirety of Act Of Valor… so thats pretty swag

but last night I caught 1 scene of the Human Centipede 2…. FUCK

Attack The Block….

MOSES

MOSES

MOSES

MOSES

FUCK YES! IRON MAN! I AM  NOW TONY STARK!

(Source: slutformisha)

did-you-kno:

Watching just a short bit of the wildly popular show “SpongeBob SquarePants” has been known to give many parents headaches. Psychologists have now found that a brief exposure to SpongeBob, Patrick Squidward and the rest of the crew also appears to dampen preschoolers’ brain power.

Source

ponyconfessions:

I want someone to write a sequel to “Cupcakes” where Rainbow Dash comes back from the dead to exact her revenge on Pinkamena.

And if someone doesn’t write it soon, then I will.

THIS IS A GREAT IDEA!